I wish i was in the wii world.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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