They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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