we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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