your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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