Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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