what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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