ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
The beer is more important than you right now.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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