He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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