Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
