Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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