my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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