if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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