worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
