I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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