im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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