no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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