Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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