Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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