he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Randomize
