Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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