Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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