I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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