I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Randomize
