Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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