Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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