did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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