haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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