This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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