I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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