Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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