So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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