He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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