your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Nicole vs. Life
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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