I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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