I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
lol hangovers are for mortals.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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