i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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