: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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