I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
this boner is exhausting
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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