Me too!
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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