Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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