So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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