blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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