Just cropdusted the office
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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