Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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