U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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