id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
There r osticjed everywhere
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
This baby is an asshole
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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