Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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