The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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