At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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