You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Randomize
