I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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