I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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