Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She's JV to your varsity
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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